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duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you


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the-messy-brain-of-mine:

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above


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i am three years behind in my math homework


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gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW


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Reblog this if you can read a hand clock

e-rer-i:

nomorefallingallifrey:

lumos5001:

askhumanitestitanlover:

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just curious

who can’t read a hand clock

a lot of people can’t

Modern children

FILLED UNDER: seriously I remember sitting by the sign out book;  in 6th grade;  and everyone would ask me what time it was;  because no one could read the clock;  

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thepottertardis:

apertures413thdoctor:

pleatedjeans:

via

Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998

ellen degeneres came out in 1997


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goodbyeangels:

courfeycute:

but just imagine a ghost that no one can see that catches an item thats flying towards someone right before it hits their face but no one can see the ghost so people start to think that person can make stuff float around and the ghoST IS SO ADORABLY AWKWARD IT JUST SORTA FOLLOWS THAT PERSON AROUND AND WHENEVER SOMEONE IS LIKE “duDE MAKE THAT PENCIL FLOAT” THE GHOST JUST SIGHS AND PICKS IT UP

WRITE A BOOK


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thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."


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morlarty:

I SWEAR TO GOD IF MORIARTY IS ALIVE AND HE WALKS INTO 221B EXCLAIMING ‘SORRY BOYS! I’M SoOOoOOoOO CHANGEABLE’  I’LL LOSE MY SHIT


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Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

health-gasm:

crittters:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

people shave their legs everyday..?

Who has the time

FILLED UNDER: AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT;  

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spoken-not-written:

curlspray:

sixpenceee:

Who else can’t seem to stop shaking their leg?

That is called ‘Restless-Leg-Syndrome’. People who have it tend to sleep worse and suffer from depression.

well then

FILLED UNDER: awkward;  

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WE'RE ALL SECRETLY FIVE-YEAR-OLDS AVENGERS GIVEAWAY

kahn-on-tumblr:

HERE IS WHAT YOU COULD WIN:

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THAT’S A LOT OF THIIINGS OMG! (and a cool bucket to keep it all in!)

Featuring~~!!

The towel that asks: have you ever wanted to rub Peter Parker’s crotch on your face??
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This is basically a fairy princess Avengers wand. A…


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hiddlesisanerd:

Laurence Olivier Awards 2014 

the detail on those buttons is awesome.  also the face is pretty awesome too


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tenxrosetyler:

save-the-world-but-lose-her:

possibly the most frustrating moment in the history of who.

TURN AROUND FOOL.

This was so stressful like GOD DOCTOR JUST TURN-NO NO NO-WHY. WHYYYYYYY


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